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The Ramblings Of A Madman Fishing with Crazy Ray
Well here We sat a staring at our only cell phone Crazy Ray and I neither one a talking just staring at it ya wana He ask?
nope you?
naw don't think I really care to.
Well hand Me My poles then this is going to be a long night
yep ya got that one right
Yo capt You being My favorite Fat fishing buddy an all?
No Crazy I ain't gonna and I'm your only fishing buddy fat or skinny
Ok hand me the bait bucket then
Hey capt ? yea ? can I ask one more thing ?
only if its a simple question
How the hell did we end up in this tight spot any way?
Well that's not a easy one to answer but I think it went like this 10 am we hooked up boat to your truck cuzz mine has flat an we decide to fix it later which is why even if i was to call home ( an I ain't gonna ) Tammi wouldn't be able to bring us a battery cuzz the trans out in Hers
10:30 am We have to turn around to get tackle box's out of my truck cuzz I always pull boat and all the extra poles and such Get almost out of town ya remember ya don't have your cell an mine is low on minutes so back we go not that it's really doing us any good right now
11 am fill boat with gas only to find that Bobby has sold all the 2cyl oil in bait store cuz all the Snaggers
I used the last of my minuets calling Tammi to see if she could find Waylon so He could bring us oil an mtn dew
(boby was out of that to)
after playing 20 questions with her like why didn't we fill up in town We should've known that Bobby's would be a busy place being it was the first week of season an all why don't I call Waylon myself? ( tried that all I got was message that he wasn't answering ) He's with girlfriend and I didn't wanna know why he wasn't answering after all that she said she would
after telling her what a good Woman she was ,she hung up
after telling me that if we stayed out late don't call Her period
She had to get up early for work
five minutes later waylon calls and's on the way
He brought oil dew and lunchables oh what a good boy
I raised
as He was leaving He reminded us if we stay out late DON'T CALL MOM !!!! (and i ain't gonna)
1 pm finally put boat in water
1:05 pm put plug in boat turn on bilge pump
1:30 pm head up river at a rapid rate of fuel consumption
2:30 pm finds us way the hell up river cuzz we were late and all the good spots that are close are taken
3:45 pm haven't caught %*$# We decide to go up river a little more
4to 5:30 pm caught a gar a carp and 2 small catfish we let go thinking we would catch more and bigger farther up river
7 pm changed gas tanks and are so far up river neither one of us knows where the hell we are except up river fish finders both say big fish we stop dark thirty don't know what time it is clock in boat has quit
radio in boat has quit to turn key on amp gage says battery has gone to hell in handbag look at dash bilge pump switch still in on position
didn't hear it cuzz of radio not a problem got extra battery off your front porch
change battery its dead as hell too
now that's a problem because that means the good one is still on your front porch even darker thirty you inform Me that we can't call your old lady cuzz she took kids to Kansas to see real father
Waylon's phone is out of minuets And I Ain't About To Call Tammi so here we are fishing waiting for daylight hoping that frank still has his limb lines out and will be coming to check them and save are ass that answer your question? Yep !! pass the bait
Postscript .......
When We finally got home at o thirty daylight and told our story
She asked Why I didn't call Her ?
Have you ever wanted to choke someone you love ????
Great Fish Story
enjoyed the examples of Murphy's Law ~A~