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From Hell to Helsinki Am I the only person out there…
Who thinks Britney Spears looks better bald, without a single strand of hair?
Who thinks Nirvana was the most overrated rock band ever?
Who thinks their drummer David Ghrol is a better singer (and better looking man) than Kurt Cobain?
Who thinks Kurt Cobain isn’t even dead?
Who thinks we never really landed on the moon?
Who thinks the whole thing was shot in a studio, like the crucifixion of Jesus Christ?
Who thinks Christopher Columbus was a coldhearted killer and should not have his own holiday?
Who thinks Johnny Depp is ugly and overrated?
Who thinks the Yankees are a bunch of greedy cheaters?
Who thinks global warming is global bullshit?
Who thinks the colors of the American flag should be changed to black and gray?
(Besides Edgar Allan Poe) Who thinks the best and most beautiful woman is a deceased one?
Who thinks Marilyn Manson is the closest thing to God on Earth?
Who thinks Republicans only care about babies before they’re born?
Who think Democrats care more about trees than people?
Who thinks Independents only care about themselves?
Who thinks the church is corrupted money making scam?
Who thinks the cops are even more corrupted?
Who thinks every priest is a pedophile?
Who thinks every pedophile pretends to be a priest?
Who thinks John Rocker should have been man of the year?
Who thinks Timothy Mcveigh was a saint?
Who thinks baseball should be called “steroid swings”?
Who thinks football should be called “pass and run ball”?
Who thinks soccer should just become extinct?
Who thinks hockey should come with a dental plan?
Who thinks this planet has lost all hope?
Am I the only person out there…
At all?
