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"Uttered in My Car on the Way to School"
by Jeph Johnson
One wonders what alcohol would taint our drinks when they have all spiked us?
What will your shrink tell you to do after they all have psyched us?
Remember that creep on the radio? I think his name was Leykis.
He was just a fly on the wall, but gained fame because they'd mike us.
And yes, we all go over the hill much faster when they hike us!
Just think how much further we'd go if they could only bike us?
How would the Facebook algorithms go if all of our friends unliked us?
Such strokes of genius we could percieve if they only striked us.
Imagine how many girls we could fuck, if they only liked us!
