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"No Doubt What My Country Needs"
by Jeph Johnson
No doubt what my country needs
Instead of conserving energy
Is less Conservative entropy
And fewer civil liberties;
Especially for illegal refugees.
A reinvestment in "me"
And what's mine;
Not progress for the rest
On my dime especially
Oh yes, what my country needs
Is more corruption and greed;
More reduction of our means
Of production, under siege
By the rise of smart machines
Under the guise of more achievement
And more profit, yet less reason.
For disruption of our freedom
Is seduction: "Love or leave it".
Fair taxation is a disease
So the only guarantees
Are in shelters overseas
Or to barter "enemies"
Quid pro quo until it pleases
Heads of state in foreign nations.
Billionaires and their trustees
Pollute your air, litter the seas?
I don't care! Chop down the trees
And frack the rocks cuz I believe
Businesses who lobby
And finance the G.O.P
My Grandpappy's
Oligarchy
P-A-R-T-E-E
See they've got monopolies
On my phone and my TV
So all my utilities
Will help me take selfies
Most frown on Presidencies
Like the Kennedys
Who are seen as royalty
So best lock up Hillary!
So Don Jr., Eric, Ivanka,
Barron or even Tiffany
Heck all his progeny
Will get a chance to lead
My proud nation agrees
Who's at fault: the foreign sleaze;
Those not honoring the police
Who might face some unease
By black boys wearing hoodies;
Football players taking knees
Dishonoring military
Worshipping false deities.
It's not my God or policies,
Or way of life to practice fun:
Yes embryos should own a gun!
It's our right!
We must retain supremacy,
We're whites
Hell bent on purity;
One happy family,
Still the majority;
It's "Heaven sent",
Not bigotry, geez!
Our music's even
Called "country";
So it's no doubt
Legitimacy!
You may not believe
But if you don't agree
Ask Gwen Stefani
