by Jeph Johnson
A Flock of Seagulls sang this tune
Back then our mideast conflict was brand new
Just some hostage ballyhoo
Trump cares less 'bout global ties
His blatant lies destigmatize our gloom
And legitimize his coup
But Iran
Iran's so far away
It's Iran
Their night looks like our day
We'll make it go away
Dark clouds appear above our head
Catastrophic turmoil overdue
Because tensions grew and grew
The drones are moving nearer still
General Soleimani comes in view
Blown away, not just in two
But Iran
Iran's so far away
It's Iran
Their night looks like our day
We couldn't get away
Impeachment changed his campaign's face
His poll numbers sliding out of view
Re-election spells our doom
He doubled down and tried again
Amidst his havoc countries come unglued
United Nations concept misconstrued
But Iran
Iran's so far away
It's Iran
Their night looks like our day
So we ran
We ran so far away
We just ran
We really wished we'd stayed
Longer than yesterday.