by Jeph Johnson (based on an official document Gouverneur Morris transcribed)
Collectively the humans of the Conjoined Municipalities, so we can fashion a nearly ideal consolidation, declare fairness, guarantee civilian calmness, dispense what is needed for basic protection, hype universal comfort, and make damn sure the rewards of self-determination to who we are now and future generations, declare and manifest this Arrangement for the Conjoined Municipalities of The New World.