by Jeph Johnson
My heart's won pole position inside my pounding chest
For this stunt there is no calculated prep or test.
My adrenal glands are pumping; my circulatory system's clear
Daytona dreaming all night, drunk on Fat Tire beer.
My balding wheels are tired and bald, I'm spinning in the sand
Racing 'round an oval like an aimless NASCAR fan
Not losing it, I fly by night and everyone agrees
So I rev my Red Barchetta and rush headlong through the trees
The radio spirit of the trio Lifeson, Peart and Lee
Somehow becomes the stoic spirit of Thelma and Louise!
I clutch the clutch, omit the brake, and then forget to shift
Another careless Coupe de Ville careening off a cliff.
After cranial loop de loops of restorative refrain
The carnival stuntman done derails my rollercoaster brain
As I search for comfort, my weakness gets stronger.
Tasting solace for a season but longing for it longer.
I choke the throttle, potholes plaster the concrete as I shift
I knock around, hitting every crater in the strip
But solitude ain't solace; even with a white knuckle grip
Then that drag strip in my mind that's caused me such loathing
Materializes as a dude slipping out of women's clothing
See there's several words for happiness, and many more for drag
But you'll never discover any by planting the checkered flag