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Cat In The Hat Meets The Old Lady In The Shoe (Pt.3)
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Stories The Old Lady
Was a real old crank,
She headed over to the Cat in the Hat
With a gas tank.
She threw the gas tank
At the Cat's head,
Knocked him out
Hoping he was dead.
While he was out
She tied him up,
Strung him from a tree
And smacked him with a cup.
She went up onto the roof
Where there was Thing 1 and Thing 2,
She was quite the violent woman
As she started beating them with her broom.
Thing 1, Thing 2 and the Cat in the Hat
Couldn't take it anymore,
They all got themselves loose
She beat them, till they were sore.
Copyright Cynthia Jones
Nov.28/2004
