Let's pretend we're somewhere else
Some place not so gray
This wide street can be Paris
And we can sit at the sidewalk cafe
Pretend the food is good
I can be your mistress
Call me Claudette
I'll call you Jacques
We'll buy berets
Kiss and walk hand in hand
Like we weren't in a bland, dinky town
With little money
And nothing to do
But pretend to be anywhere else