I’m not gonna sit and talk about bling this and that
But I will vocalize to you how I feel about rap
I don’t gang bang man and I’m afraid of guns
I don’t get high or drink Hennessey to have my fun
So how the hell can I relate to what these rap stars talk?
Fuckin tons of model bitches and doin the c-walk
I buy my clothes from old navy and my shoes from payless
But fuckin guaranteed I look better than the rest
With hair to my waist and pedicured toes
Perty ass eyes and a prominent nose
Men be wantin to take me out of town to show me good times
Feedin me steaks and tryin to get me to sip wine
But that shit aint for me- I’m a simple ass bitch
Who knows she looks good- can’t you tell by my switch?
I don’t front or act dumb and desire your cash
I don’t care about your car and how much your rims flash
You could pick me up in a pinto and I’ll still ride or die
Because your car or lack thereof don’t make me less fly
Oh- you want my number because you think that I’ll fuck?
Because you got on platinum and you drive a nice truck?
Come at me with intelligence dawg and maybe we can talk
We can match wits and compare game while we take a long walk
Why you tryin to show out to impress me, hun?
I can buy my own jewelry and get my own nails done
That Phat Farm shirt don’t make my eyes spark
Who can see it anyway? The club is dark
So stop tryin to front about your job and shit
As long as you get yours-then handle it
Yeah-money is cool and I could always use more
But if your bankrupt kid, I won’t walk out that door
If you have a brain that you use and we can vibe cool
If you don’t talk a lot of shit and act a fool
You can roll with this white chick if that’s what you want
You don’t need no bling, baby- I’m enough to flaunt