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Grand Prize Winner!
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Polka Dot Paperchase Congratulations!
You've been randomly selected
to be repeatedly rejected
by the first 1,000 participants
who conjure the least bit of significance
in the hearth of your desire
and make your libido perspire.
You've won a number of prizes
that lead to a cornucopia of demises:
Third place prize is dinner alone
in your plain stark-white kitchen at home
