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Introduction



(To the tune of 'The Hokey Pokey')







The Dance of Love

You put your right leg in, put your left leg out

Put your long pink hairy dangly wobbly bit here

and shake it all about

Do the Karma Sutra and turn me on

That's what it's all about



Do the Kama Sutra, Do the Kama Sutra

Do the Kama Sutra, That's what it's all about



Now roar like a lion, growl like a bear

Pant and breathe and huff and puff

but don't put it in there

Do the Tantric Rhythm and turn me on

That's what it's all about



Do the Tantric Rhythm, Do the Tantric Rhythm

Do the Tantric Rhythm, That's what it's all about



Now don't you dare ejaculate, it's time to hold it in

I know it's been six months now

But to let go is a sin

Do the Tao Lovers and turn me on

That's what it's all about



Do the Tao Lovers, Do the Tao Lovers

Do the Tao Lovers, That's what it's all about



You put it all in, you pull it all out

In out in out

Then scream and cry and shout

Then fall asleep on top of me that doesn't turn me on

He's got no clue what it's all about



Do the Aussie Quickie, Do the Aussie Quickie

Do the Aussie Quickie, He's got no clue what it's all about



Do the Kama Sutra, do the Tantric Rhythm, Do the Tao Lovers

That's what it's all about!