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Poems Last evening I stepped
Lightly through the fair
And the tinge of excitement
Filled the night air
Then I came across
A marvelous beauty
But then I tripped
Right smack on my booty
She offered a hand
So elequent and fine
So, shakily, I responded
By giving her mine
She helped me up
Only to my dismay
At that point I realized
I was actually gay
