Donald J Trump

Donald J Trump

A billionaire tycoon, running for president,

Started a little hesitant.

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He served his time on the Apprentice show.

“You’re fired! Just go.

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He raised controversy where ever he went.

Obama’s birth place did he vent.

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The republican’s nominee, riding down the escalator for all to see.

From Trump Tower, coast to coast and to the sea

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Onto the campaign trail with slogans and catch phrases galore.

The Trump people cheered for more and more.

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Trump boasted and bragged he could shoot someone and still be elected.

Bringing a chorus of laughter from the disconnected.

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“Make America great again,” appealing to the deplorable.

His fans thought he was adorable.

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 “Crooked Hillary,” Trump shouted disparagingly to the crowd.

Now Trump’s supports with hats and banners creaming all aloud!

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“Lock her up, lock her up” chanted Trump, now in campaign mode.

With a broad grin now beaming, he knew he had hit his mark, confidently he strode.

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Donald chimed “I will build a wall, to keep the criminals, rapists and drug dealers out.”

 Mexico will pay, Trump had no doubt.

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“I will be your voice!” Trump declares, with his voice now echoing around the stadium to thunderous applause.

The crescendo of voices now deafening to the ear; Trump wants to speak, raising his hand to

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Trump declared, he would “Drain the swamp” and clear the dead wood.

Now Congress is stalling on Trump’s agenda, standing firm, never too surrender.  To Donald’s chagrin, he would fire ‘em all, that’s if he could.

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With his neighbour and friend Jeffrey Epstein now gone, did Trump party and play.

With young girls from pageants, and ghettos on display.

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Trump enjoyed many a time at Epstein’s home.   Many a young girl did he sanction.

Trump has no qualms being friends with Ghislaine Maxwell, wishes her well, hiding out in her mansion.

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Being famous and rich, gave him confidence to grope and grab pussy.

A secret tape revealed he’s a big wussy.

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Infidelity and lust was the name of the game.

When Stormy Daniels came to fame.

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 Lawyer Michael Cohen, jailed corrupt, has written an expose’ on dealing Trump, his book called, ‘Disloyal.’

On hearing of Cohen’s explosive book, Trump shrugged his shoulders and said, “Cohen is crook, it’s just a money foil.”

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The media took Trump to task, exposing his dallying past.

He branded them, “Fake News” if they dared to down cast.

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Trump took to Twitter in a media war, to combat his foes and political woes; nothing left off the table, sounding so unstable, getting it off his chest spewing out in a word fest.

A flurry of words in a state of nervous agitation, commanding his scribe to twitter and chide on the President’s behest.

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His regular Tweets now weaponised with venom, not even realising the damage he has borne.

His White-House staff, in covering for Trump’s gaffs and tweets, take the brunt of the scorn.

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For foreign diplomacy Quid-Pro-Quo, dish up the dirt on Biden here we go!

Something for something, Trump would espouse, just do the deal about sleepy Joe.

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Congress was livid, Nancy too, angry with the President, to make a political deal!

Another impeachment vote was taken, all in favour say yea’, the vote carried, this is for real!

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Of Course, Trump knew the Senate would find no guilt or blame.

Trump called it a “Witch hunt,’ it’s all a political game.

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There is no doubt Trump passed his cog-test, naming Cobra, Elephant and Gator,

 with the questions getting tougher lator.

Donald challenged Biden to do the same test, to do his best,

Recalling, person,woman,man,camera, TV, then he got all excited and went for a pee.

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Poor Malania Trump, wearing that rain-coat boarding Air-Force-One “I don’t give a damn” blazoned on her rear.

Trump shouting, “Mali, what the hell you doin , they’ll all laugh and cheer my dear.”

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A fanatical golfer doing the rounds.

Gets so cranky when his ball goes out of bounds.

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A new phrase many journalists have coined, “Chopper-gate”, addressing the media on the way.

From the White House lawn, stepped President Trump in hasty of gait, would enter the media fray.

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Many have wondered whether his hair is the real deal.

Trump only worries when you have a feel.

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No Tax declaration to the public as yet.

Maybe Trump thinks, we’ll all just forget.

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A plethora of “Executive orders” flying from the President’s hand.

Against the Democrats taking a stand.

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Thump-in Trump, in foreign diplomacy from the Oval room.

To the “Rocket-man” Kim Jong Un, a “BIG-Boom coming soon!”

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Is Putin Trump’s nemesis?

Something is amiss.

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Trump’s trade-war with China, a ticking clock.

Trump banning Huawei,  5G and Tik-Tok.

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No climate change policy on Trump’s agenda.

No Paris accord to surrender.

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The most lampooned, lambasted President in so many ways.

Comedians revel in satire, mimicking every pose and word that Donald says.

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F.B.I. Director James Comey investigates the Russian ruse.

Trump dismisses him with no excuse.

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Presidential pardons are at his call.

Generals and lawyers, even Rodger Stone’s fall

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Trump is down playing fears of this China virus spread, it will pass soon enough, or we’ll all be dead.

Take my advice and act like me, I’m not wearing a mask, I’m free and have no dread.

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The economy is doing great, have no fear, we’ll have a good third quarter and tremendous end to the year.

Trump boasts of his economic credentials, lowering taxes, scrapping environmental protection regulation, have no fear.

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Trump is gambling on stocks and shares, being a barometer for prosperity giving him integrity.

Or are we heading for a 1929 crash?!  With all sincerity.

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Any criticism and complaints, Trump labels “Fake News.”

For a narcissist and inept man, he hates these reviews.

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The election is looming, Trump wants to postpone.

Too many postal-ballots to condone.

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Many issues face Trump’s re-election, protests in the streets, un-employment rising and deaths from Corona, he could have acted smarta.

Trump has handled the pandemic really badly, giving poor advice and confusing data.

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Trump shows no empathy, for those losing their jobs, or losing their lives 1,000 each day now, all he can say “It is what it is.” Take bleach or hydrochoriquin like I do.

There’s nothing to worry about it’s just like the Flu

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George Floyd crying, “I can’t breathe” as an officer kneels on his neck.

Trump declares, “I am President of law and order” call out the National Guard, what the heck!

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Black lives matter, we all agree.

But Trump ain’t seen no nigger, hanging on a tree.

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President Trump aspires to building that Great Wall.

Calling on God at the Temple Wailing Wall.

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A photo-op, to appease his support base, with Bible in hand, at the church Trump parades.

What a hypocrite! The President is trying to fool the people with his charades.

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Trump, a religious man, he may or may not be.

Taking Malania to gaze at the Pope’s effigy.

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Trump is more concerned with pulling down statues of Grant and Lee

But wouldn’t mind having his image chiselled on Mount Rushmore’s lea

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Many books are now being written, about Trump’s wheeling and dealing, may spell his doom.

Through John Bolton’s eyes, what did happen in the room?

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Donald Trump’s niece Mary, has written a piece, “Too much and never enough.”

Has stirred the President’s egoistic bent, to vent, “It’s just a money grab on my fame, who reads that guff.”

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There’s a crisis of leadership in the White House today.

Let us all go down on bended knee and pray.

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An Election due in November, let us take time to remember.

For all men are born equal, given the right to vote, for justice and freedom, the price has been paid, the blood of the patriot has been laid.  To all Americans who abstain from votin, like George chokin, it would be to your disgrace and shame, in God’s name don’t refrain. 

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