Yes it happened, once again,
That I finally caved in,
And took a wondrous hankering,
To taste a glass of gin.
I couldn't quite remember,
How it sat along my tongue,
Should it be shipped or slowly sipped,
A'fore round my throat it's flung??
So I let rip and had a sip,
Of that dribbly lemon tonic,
My eyes grew wide; I realised,
I'd been a tad moronic.
Oh! Yes! I had forgotten,
That G and T's are vile!
I can only draw comparison,
To drinking one's own bile!
My lips rose up and squashed my eyes,
As it rolled across my tongue,
My face screwed red; full of dread,
As if I'd just been hung.
So not another drop I took,
And poured it down the drain,
I'll rush to tatoo on my arm,
From G & T's REFRAIN!