As a young man, well no more than a child
my character was often intolerable and wild
My words, no less than of the greatest disrespect
and i often bashed those of the highest intelect
both boastful and proud, arrogant and cruel
thought myself to be a genious in a world of fools
Until one day i was given a prize
Of a rock-hard fist right between my eyes
The reason for this action was undoubtedly clear
for my reference to a larger man as being undoubtedly queer
He was a bit older and larger in frame
And made it perfectly clear he was no pawn in my game
This story is perfectly and undoubtedly true
I learned a lesson that day, and to that fist, thank you