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Candy Man
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Silly Mr. Candy Man
Why do you look at me that way
That look on your face
Like you have something you want to say
You have lost your leg
And now you can't run away
Careful, don't lose your head
Cause I don't want you dead
Cause dead candymen can't play
Mr. Candy Man
Why are you staring at me?
Are you hungry?
Is that why yu watch me eat?
How rude of me!
WHy don't you have yourself a piece!
Just chew it up
And swallow it up
It's ohh so sweet
Candy Man the cannibal!
Candy Man the cannibal!
You ate y our own leg
Now you'll need a peg
Oh, no don't get sick
And careful don't choke
You don't like my trick?
You didn't like my joke?
Candy Man the cannibal
Vomiting against the wall
The moral of our happysong
The world is fucked and it's better to be insane and not make any sense cause everything is happier that way and sometimes things just don't rhyme but I think it's funny as hell anyways but maybe that's cause I'm just a wee bit on the loopy end.!
