Oh, left is right and
Right is wrong.
There's a donkey called kong and a city called Hong.
There is a cooling tool called a tong.
There's a sea creature and a king gorilla called kong.
I go on singing my song.
I go down a hall, is it right or left.
An elevator to a great height, is it left or right.
The room of my girl. My head begins to twirl.
My head begins to spin. This game I need to win.
Is it left or right?
I go on singing my song.
I have a Chinese friend named Wong.
He has a gong.
My wife is never wrong.
I love singing this song.
I have been, I do not know how long.
I go on singing this song.
A doorbell goes ding dong.
A clock game goes dong.
Pinballs go bing and
Video games go bong.
I go on singing this song.
The first video game was ping and
now they are long.
When you get hit on the head it is a clong.
Though, you know it can also be a trong.
Oh, I go on singing this song.
Yeah, I go on singing this song.