I gave a moan.
She must have thought it was a bone.
All gone was my ice cream cone.
Her identification skills, she really needs to hone.
Without it, I fell all alone.
My dog ate my cell phone.
Without my phone, I have a lot of fright.
It was not a delight.
Out went my light.
It feels like a big animal bite.
I had really been bit.
I have taken a hard hit.
The store had never heard this bit.
The manager needed to sit.
My dog ate my cell phone.
I felt like it was going to have a fit.
I felt so hot, I was going to melt.
My baggage lost on an airport conveyor belt.
Around and around I was tossed.
My dog ate my cell phone.
I made a loud screaming and crying sound.
I hoped it was a dream.
Maybe a wizard's evil scheme.
I asked why.
My dog ate my cell phone.
I had lost my car in a big lot.
I was chasing a fast tot.
My king bed was exchanged for a cot.
I felt I was going to rot.
My dog ate mt cell phone.
It felt as hard as a stone.
I was a king off my throne.
I was overdue on my loan.
I cry boo hoo.
You would too.
What am I going to do fot a phone?
Oh, my dog ate my cell phone.
Yeah, my dog ate my cell phone.