MY DOG ATE MY CELLPHONE

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        I gave a moan.

        She must have thought it was a bone.

        All gone was my ice cream cone.

        Her identification skills, she really needs to hone.

        Without it, I fell all alone.

  

        My dog ate my cell phone.

    

        Without my phone, I have a lot of fright.  

        It was not a delight.

        Out went my light.

        It feels like a big animal bite.

        I had really been bit.

        I have taken a hard hit.

        The store had never heard this bit.

        The manager needed to sit.



         My dog ate my cell phone.



        I felt like it was going to have a fit.  

        I felt so hot, I was going to melt.

        My baggage lost on an airport conveyor belt.

        Around and around I was tossed.



        My dog ate my cell phone.



        I made a loud screaming and crying sound.

        I hoped it was a dream.  

        Maybe a wizard's evil scheme.

        I asked why.

    

          My dog ate my cell phone.



        I had lost my car in a big lot.

        I was chasing a fast tot.

        My king bed was exchanged for a cot.

        I felt I was going to rot.  

  

         My dog ate mt cell phone.



        It felt as hard as a stone.

        I was a king off my throne.

        I was overdue on my loan.

        I cry boo hoo.  

        You would too.  

        What am I going to do fot a phone?

      

        Oh, my dog ate my cell phone.

        Yeah, my dog ate my cell phone.

Author's Notes/Comments: 

This happened to a friend.

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