The Glutton

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Humorous Poetry

Mary had a little turkey,

a little dressing,

a little corn amd peas.

Potatoes and gravy,

and topped it off with mac and cheese.

- -and Mary did not stop eating.



Mary had a little casserole,

and a big pile of cole slaw.

Two rolls, broccoli

and all the food she saw.

- -Mary was not finished, yet.



Mary had a little bowl of dessert,

two cookies and some pie.

As she sat back down,

she felt she was about to die.



Mary finished off,

with a piece of chocolate cake,

when she got home,

she found she had a stomach ache.



As she sat up half the night,

she knew she would never be thinner.

Unless she stayed home from church,

when it had its fellowship dinner.

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