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Internet protocol is Ip so does windows are real. http://www.buenavistawindows.com/ eye got this URL for a windows business searching for downloads about vista business. There is even long range jokes akin to urban legends that say it far better than the eye. The best joke that eye ever had was this one. The Traveling Salesman. The man has a flat near a farmer's ranch house and walks slowly to the door to borrow a jack he thinks of all sorts of reasons the farmer won't give him one then when he gets there he gets irate at the farmer and tells him to keep his jack. Eye heard this joke in bars all my life with all sorts of curse words added and colorful language iff ewe get mye drift. Eye am gonna update the joke for the interneted but first let me just say this can you bend the wind can you make it stop blowing can you catch a gust or blow then move it on can you keep the wind inside your fist and then let it out as a physical ball to hit the enemy and make him fall can you hit him with the internet protocol. The Traveling Microsoft Salesman. The Microsoft salesman was travelling in his wagon with 55 computors and all the hardsoftware that BILLYGATES makes when he neared a ranch house and softly whistled like a falcon. The wheel fell off and let me tell ewe in the movies that's when the whole Indian tribe comes. The thing is hard to fix. So the Computor salesman starts toward the porch to borrow a jack to jack up the wagon to fix the wheel attack. Bet ewe thought eye was gonna say flat. The idea of the farmer as some sort of ogre occurred to the Microsoft hardware man. He began to run knives in his mind and what offs. What off he does have a jack but decides he does not want me to use it. What off he does have a jack and decides to let me use it but goes to get it from the barn and the thing is gone stolen. What off he does have this jack and says you can use it but you must bring it back in good shape or eye will charge you several dollars to replace the jack or eye will then proceed to kick it out of your hide. It was at this point that the Gates employee went quite brain dead and walked to the door of the farmers house than proceeded to knock and to kick at the door until the farmer was there. The farmer was surprised to see someone that far south of the Masonic Dixon Line. The farmer said “SIR eye am so glad for this visit what can eye do now to help you just namme it.” “Take your jack and thrust it where the sun don't shine just keep your jack what do you think about that” and he slowly made his way back to the wheeless wagon. The Morel of this story not a fable but a theme is keep your wagon clean and the wheels all serviced just keep a clean machine for jjokery.
