It's coffee in the morning
And liquor by night
Blessed on the weekends
By dark horse heathens
Try as they might,
It's ghost faced children
And their goat-headed dads
Unwinding pool side
Splitting hairs with mom
Fighting boredom,
It's yards all filled with crap
You bought from the dollar store's scrap
To convince the neighbors
That you're red white and Bluetooth
Even on the inside,
It's the season of growing up
I've had it up to here with
Should of, would of, could of
Keeping calm on the crust
I'm deep dish though, so I'm rising up
It's an always oxidizing rust
Set on our bones that eats
Our jaws until ossification comes
To teach us (and keep us) good company
With no more moving mouths,
It's half past puking
When good poison sets in
Or is it half past trashed
When the alcohol reaches critical mass,
I see no difference in the two
It's always case-and-point with you,
That hand-meets-leather way-of-lash
Kind of thinking that plasters me
To your master class abuse
It's the face of god
In your good morning sunshine
Happy to see you cereal bowl
That really brings you down
It's something we shouldn't say
That proves political correctness
Is a powerful point of view,
Because civilization champions feelings
in the absence of awful truth
It's the last drop of maxwell
The last gasp of gasoline
Before the sputtering starts,
The spelling of this whole mess hurts my heart
And I've misspelled it poorly I believe