Prince Slow Ride
see him in the distance
at abysmal speed
taking it easy
and resisting arrest,
intricate instances
fill me with the joy
of wonder and doubt
while out talking shit
spouting slander from hell,
he wades into civil unions
clawing at the back
of society until duality
is stamped out
like me and a letter
addressed improperly and
having so much in common,
both are going nowhere,
lessons from avant-garde
stories of the young and rich
high society types,
how not to be a normal
decent human being,
ex-nay on the feelings-ay
is what they tell me
in their coded bullshit
transcription in douchebag diction,
climb atop that stallion steed
with skyscraper tendencies
your legs are free to dangle
to kick commoners at
your leisure my liege,
we suck on dried up leeches
afraid that the blood
is not all yet dry
can we not vamp on that too,
legions say "No"
out in the garden
we're walking the tramps
we're watering our egos
and growing new bastards
to assume the roles of old,
golden globes we should hold
to only hope for less holes
in these holy robed clothes
folded by ghosts grown cold ,
sometimes we go overboard
in our phrasing
sometimes we drink till
we drop,