My body is infected by some foriegn menace!
What aims does this virus seek?
Hold me at ransom to my bed, I say,
Negotiate on the phone to my employer
begging for more sick days,
It has amassed an army of napkins
and nose wipes to conspire against me,
My mucous lay thick and it's plot
is a phlegm infested holiday,
"Do we have a thermometer, boys?"
"Very doubtful"
That doesn't surprise me,
We don't don't look like the household
that would carry thermometers,
or medicine,
or motherly instincts,
I cough out two megaton bombs
and sneeze a twister into the room,
Everyone is trailing me in lysol,
Disinfecting my every move,
Next I'll be quarantined
and cut off from society,
If only my body would evolve past this,
Simple sickness holds no place
as it holds no place later in my life,
My eyes, a sanguine color, blood shot
stare straight into the mirror
at this boogery snot ridden visage,
I'm afraid I may have to call in again
and cough into the phone until
I recieve an inch of mercy