A Widow in Fall City

She makes possum pot lucks,

and rabbit tenders,

Frog legs and Deer Stew

I never much cared for

but my father said,"Yes you do"

He'd force it in if he could

and would say,"Be polite, it's manners",

While the family had banter, I was choking,

My Memaw was a strange bird

to cook these southern dishes

or these roadside appetizers,

She would give me quarters

when it came to Christmas

and bible verses on Halloween,

and birthdays were a dollar for every

year I had lived to see,

She would ask if I have plans

for my future and offer a good bank

to get an account started,

She would give me books to read

that I never had intrest in

but I read them anyway, because manners,

What I never knew is how she came

by her money or her assests,

If she had someone to assist her

or a benefactor not yet known,

She was by all design a black widow

I had learned later on,

Preying on men with one foot in the grave

or a drinking problem easily spotted

by a general slur,

or purr of arousal for her,

The first two I never knew,

They were well to do types

who left her this and that in

the will but never property

until the one I do remember came along,

Neil,

Neil was a strange stray

with too much land,

He would drink worlds worst

in terms of what we refer to as, Beer,

Fall City,

Rot gut,

He went through two cases a day

and never ever left his chair,

I'd say hi and make a b-line

for anywhere else on Earth,

He was a trainwreck,

He switched to Vodka,

four bottles a day

is never okay,

and he died quickly after that

when his blood

just became alchol,

We could draw from him

and drink for a week

Taking shots of Neil,

My Memaw inherited

enough money and bought some

property out in the hills of Tennessee,

but she's married a doctor now

and chose not to stay there,

Poor guy must be ready to go

 

 

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