Shit shit shit shit
I drove all the way
to Kentucky and
Liquor stores are closed
on sunday
I can't wait
for the clock,
No time for monday
What I need is a high gravity
ultra stout craft brew,
Piss of the gods,
Sent to my mouth
to allow me to drown
in euphoria's sweet grips,
Golden intoxication
shower me in excess
Founders!
Cuvee!
Three Floyds!
While I was out
in this part of the world
I vistited a friend
to pass the time
to catch up on those old times,
We talked of the love, the future
and the forseeable fate
of maybe a gas mask,
We played foosball like madmen
and cursed into the air,
He told me of a liquor store
that stays open always
and I stick up my fist
high into the stratus
and with a celebratory yell
I say,"That's what life is all about!"
Although the whole time
that I had spent at his place
his dog was on a war path
trying to bite me and
never giving me a moments peace,
He says,"He just needs the attention
he means no harm"
I had a startling revelation
in all this revelry
and meandering,
To a certain someone
I'm that dog,
Biting you and pissing you off
just to get your attention,
I'm a pathetic man
who has had his way
too many times
and for so very long,
But I have excellent beer now
so I won't be sorry
indefinitely