"Who you crushing on these days"
they'll ask at the bar to make conversation,
These snide bastards staring away,
They look as if they've social depravation
But I'm past that,
I take a larger than usual gulp of liquor
and tell them with breath that could catch fire,
"I don't need a fucking crush, you twat.
I have someone I still love and if you're as
dense as a well diggers fence, and I think you are,
you'll leave it at that"
They look surprised, though not me,
I saved my surprise for earlier
when the question came to pass,
One gets up to leave and the other says,
"You need to learn how to chill"
"I don't need to learn how to chill,
you of all people can't possibly know
what it is I need or what could sate me.
What I need is a loss of memory,
a good blow to the head
or possibly too much to drink"