If you follow me you may have noticed:
I get smashed happy and help myself to the scenery,
so drunk in fact that I'm speaking to anyone
about anything and nothing inparticular
so do me a kindness and just listen,
I can throw back a barrel and bellow a deep laugh,
everyone stares awkwardly and I'm still an idiot renewed,
Be it indoor or out I've never had enough
so you would think the drink is going out of date,
I drink firewater hot and ready and tell you
stupid lies of me and your mother
getting hot and heavy while I'm raindancing
hawkeye drunk,
I drink at home alone like Macaulay Culkin
but I always end up walking around the neighborhood
waving a white flag for those who care to compete
but mostly people just stay confused
Im a sot
a coward
a fool
and very happy