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Glass Bastards
Raise your glass, bastards!
As I recite this toast backwards
Make it sound evil like any
record you would reverse,
Faster and faster!
I usually rehearse first
but tonight I'm feeling cocky,
Like a creature from the egg
Bob and weave, Tamigotchi
Label me a laser
I lase the target and stay stable
"Stay on Target"'s what Star Wars taught me
to stay able
around this round table
I'm regaling fictious tales
and hoping sex sells
so maybe I'll see you later
when your vibrator fails
