I found in my attic
Locked away in a chest
A pair of Granny Underwear
Maybe they were hidden for a reason
Author's Notes/Comments:
I don't know. But I know that if I found a pair of Granny Underwear in a chest in my attic I'd never go back in that chest again. So yeah.
I've found some weird stuff in my attic, a really creepy doll that only had on shoes....anyways....wouldn't you rather find a pair of granny underwear in a chest than a pair of thong underwear in your granny's chest?...