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JERRY

So I got what i deserved 

before i became a douchebag i was quite reserved

but thats not what this story's about

sit down let me tell how i lost everything in one drunken bout

I was a ladykiller

counted getting laid each day of the week a perfect game

but after a night of drinking with the guys

everything changed when i met a particularly feisty dame

her name was jessica nad she didn't fall for any of my tricks

to be honest i think she found out my kind of lifestyle was really sick

and that personality wise i really was kind of a dick

but i was young wild and free

and i could get any girl i want as long as she could see the real me

the real me was usually tailored to the wants of any girl i was trying to be with

but she was too smart and knew i was only trying to play her

so she played along and my wallet did she batter

and after a while when i thought i really loved her

it turned out that she was my boss's daugther

so i lost my job and "my" girl

and last week i got a call about a pregnancy test

welcome to my hell