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Pardon me, I know this is a pick-up line

As standard as my Chevy four-wheel drive,

I was at the end of the bar when you passed by.

I don't come on often, I'm usually a little shy.

I couldn't help but notice your blue eyes,

They are as blue as the western sky.

Your hair is like threads of silk, how it shines!

Your face is friendly. Can I be your guy? 

May I sit in this chair by your side?

I'd like to have the barkeep bring you another white wine,

And sit and talk a while, can you spend the time?

I'd really like to win you over. I think you're looking fine.

My impression is your're just as sweet as a mother's lullaby.

The soft lights are bringing out the longing in your eyes.

I didn't mean to intrude in your thoughts tonight.

I only came to ask you out. Can I be your guy.

No, Madam, I didn't see your ring. Gee, it's nice.

I wouldn't change a words I've said, please, pay no mind.

I'm glad we got to share this time, it seems right.

I'd like to stay and finish my drink, while I pine.

I'll thank-you, then leave with a friendly good-bye.

As soon as I've sobered, I'll go to my truck. Home, I'll drive.

I'm a little confused... Where is your man tonight?

Oh, I'm sorry I guess I'm just envious of your guy.