Should they make it legal,
for those of us who are ill,
I'll get right in line,
make sure I get my fill!
It'll probably come,
from down the border South.
I'll more than happily deal with,
that old cotton mouth.
Light me up a fatty,
inhale it really deep.
One for when I awake,
one before I sleep.
Prescription that would come,
with a pack of EZ-Widers.
I'd get so darn happy and high,
they'll think I'm an airplane glider!
I'd need to stock up on snacks,
for all those late-night munchies.
Some chocolates for the sweets,
some chips to quell the crunchies!
I'd be feeling no more pain,
from my stash, so un-prohibited.
As long as my doctor, gives me,
my refills, unlimited!!!