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Short Stuff A lady of the night
didn't feel quite right.
She proceeded to swoon
then the doctor came soon
and proclaimed, "Her girdle's too tight!"
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A woman with alabaster skin
thought she was way too thin.
So began to devour
too much food every hour
and she now has a double chin!
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A man with a big ambition,
decided to be a politician.
When he was voted in,
the shenanigans did begin
and he was caught in a compromising position!
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There once was a little boat
that couldn't stay afloat.
The captain called to his big lady
"Our sail's looking very shady."
So he hoisted her petticoat!
