I woke up sleeping,
under my bed!
It must have been,
that article I'd read!
It really unsettled me,
gave me a quite a fright!
I stayed awake in fear,
nearly half the night!
It was only 2 pages long,
in my new magazine.
But it was so very scary
and very, VERY obscene!
It told such a tale,
that was so brutal and gory.
The worst I'd read,
of any horror story!
I really should know better,
than to read such stuff like that.
I usually pass right over
that kind of written format.
I guess I was too curious
to see what it contained.
Next time I'll be,
much more self-restrained!
But let me tell you,
before you too, get hurt!
NEVER read an article,
written by Martha Stewart!!!