Slave To My Medication!
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Yet another person,
with a medical degree,
writes out a prescription,
and hands it over to me.
I add it my growing pile,
head to the local drugstore.
Where the man that fills em says,
"I see your back for more."
As if I had a choice,
decided on this frustration.
I wear the chains of a disease,
I'm a slave to my medication.
It gets so very confusing!
"Do not crush or break."
Sorting them in to daily reminders,
so I won't make a fatal mistake!
"Only take with water." it reads,
as I pour Diet Pepsi into a glass.
"Do not operate heavy machinery,"
should be tattooed on my ass!
"May cause drowsiness or dizziness."
"May impair your ability to drive."
"Alcohol may intensify the effect."
Ain't I lucky to be alive?
"Take one tablet by mouth."
Gee, but I wanted to put it in my ear!
Good thing for those safety labels,
or I'd be downing my meds with beer!
There's so many that I have,
and in such pretty colors too!
But is it safe for me to take,
a pink one with a blue?
Maybe my surly attitude,
is just yet another side effect.
But I am sure that there must be,
a pill to help it correct!
I guess its time for me to take,
that pill for relaxation.
It always seems to be the answer,
for I'm a slave to my medication!