tell venus i made my way home
after consulting many people in rome
some if i wonder she' has ever known
or protected with the most resilient dome
dazzled with diamonds and painted with chrome
oh tell venus i made my way home
tell venus now that' i've gone away
to consult more gods and diligently pray
what's has weavers has waved goodbye and won't stay
now embark d in the forest i lay
thinking of all the things i should say
to a love goodness ripen in may
oh tell dear venus i've gone away
tell Aphrodite i won't forget
the things she's taught me here after and yet
the way to coo be tickled and pet
the way love enters if one only lets
the things to do after the sun has set
to not allow indulgent regret,
and which demands should only be met
please tell sweet Aphrodite i won't forget
inform Aphrodite i will come home
i've had me time try wander and roam
i've been both tickle pink and grill to the bone
i've learned you can't buy love, but must take out a loan
and in all of the mess one moans and one groans
and one's unhappy, and sappy alone!
and to no goddess of love these things can be shown
so inform Aphrodite,....i'm coming home