I am the dog that smells for toys,
To chew them in the hall,
I slobber as I slurp my dinner,
Cos I don't care at all,
I am the dog that sniffs and searches,
For dads old socks and ties,
I am the dog that jumps from tables,
And wishes I could fly,
I am the dog that digs in the garden,
And barks when visitors come,
I am the dog that plays with toys,
And sleeps in a room with boys.