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Spree. Thirty days has November. April, June, and September
Of twenty eight is but one and all the rest are thirty one.
Of course leap year comes and slays
Every four years got it right, and twenty eight is twenty nine.
Prosecutor to my right, attorney on my left
Bailiff standing idle as the judge plays the ref
In this courtroom, which you would've guessed
Sick of these charades, I think I'll snitch on myself
Attorney takes a step in
My lawyer is shaking his head at the murder weapon
Sissy in a suit, this faggot starts question
"Where were you on January first?"
"Carrying Cyndi in a homemade hurst
Called her up for a date, told her to bring her nicest purse
This girl wanted fun, so I told her to use her phone to shovel past the dirt"
Courtroom's appalled as I make the notion for people to suck my balls
But I was nowhere near done, this room full of tools had to hear it all
"I also had some fun on the day of love
Me and Kesha smoked some keef-a and she gave me kisses and hugs
I waited, anxious, as she sipped her wine, never told her it was drugged
She's coolin' in a cooler, at least I got a wet ruler
Just another nigger dead, Black History month!
Oh and I can get a bit more vivid,
These niggas claimin' they're killers can't fit my shoes
They'll break they ankles on a pivot
Jeffery Dahmer was talkin' shit on March 17th and I was livid
So I beat him red and green, '96 Rodman and Pippen
On April first, spring would rise, giving way to a clear sky
My manager let me go, so I let him know he would die
He got ready for work, break lines cut
It really sucked that I couldn't see his face when I called and told him surprise,"
Happy Holidays
"May rolls around, this task was full of obstacles
I watch in the park as kids played and ate Popsicles
And I slowly rode away, smiling on my bicycle
As the public went in panic over an exploding veteran's hospital
I said I will to my father, from there he was doomed
So I forged his will and experimented, and eureka, there was a gas leak in the room
Cops fell for my trap, I'm not that dumb dude
Now their families lie awake, sleepless in June
Grab your drinks, grab your drinks, it's a celebration bitches!
How can this country be free if the only people that have rights are the ones that make 6 figures?
Celebrity guest in town, fireworks were imminent
Left no witnesses, Happy Independence Day niggas!
Back to school, children, some screamed yippy
Some skulked around with hate, sort of unseen
News said 'School Bus rolling in the deep'
The driver forgot his glasses at home and the driver was me"
Happy Holidays
"Labor Day was lazy day, so I didn't do much
I got a new roommate, and boy, was he a cunt
The day before I set a trap up in his shower to shut him up
He turned the knob, it triggered, razor blades cut, what a stupid fuck!
Ghouls, monsters, and sluts! Welcome to my favorite month
Orange and black plaid and a mask, At a party sipping from a cup
Found a drunk slut, piped her down to her guts
The police found her pretty blue eyes in her own solo cup
Turkey Day a day away, hot plates unsealed
Fruits on my table, apples eaten and banana's pealed
My neighbors never invited me, oh, that's real
So I became the butcher and they became my meal
Rudolph bright red, placed my wife in the shed
Her sister caught a peak and a chest full of lead
I did them a favor, worse being here than dead
Death was their present, they sank in Cumberland on sled"
Happy Holidays
"Bailiff, he pleads guilty, he's sentenced to life for ruining my ears!
You've brought nothing but pain in this world and left a trail of tears!"
Well, Judge Faggot, I'm sorry to hear
But I thought that I should let you know I had a great year
And I think there's something I should whisper in your ear
This watch is a flame thrower, Happy Chinese New Year!
