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Cereal
So I'm looking down into my bowl, staring at my Life, I wish that it looked Golden, but i think it looks like Bran. It's kinda a flaky thing, a hard one to describe, like being excited to open that box, waiting for a great prize. Yes at times it seems a bit Fruity, is it Loops or Pebbles, who knows.... but I'm sure Fred would approve for his little Pebbly Poo, so here goes. I like my cereal with sugar, the more the better it seems. I want my cereal to cheer me up, take me away like all the great boxes we read as kids. Cereals had great adventures, interesting people and fun toys, not just how good they are for ya, or the nutritional value.... As a kid, our cereal was based on what we really liked, not how it might make you more regular, right? Otherwise, we might all be eating Grape Nuts.... wild hickory nuts, yum.... thanks Euell Gibbons! Life, too much reality for me, early in the morning.
