Animal PACS
I wonder, whether it would be
Correct, I mean politically,
If animals could cast a vote,
When they did, if we could note
The party that they represent
To learn their philosophic bent
And thus alerted to their stance
I’ve several thoughts I could advance
Perhaps we’d market “liberal beef”
And give the PETA people grief
It’s somehow clear to me, a cow
Would lean this way, I’ll tell you how
It stands on land it doesn’t own
Eats other’s food, and once it’s grown
For those who’ve sacrificed for it
All it gives is Grade A bull chips
Although at slaughter time might pour
Some strong support for dear Al Gore
But then, I bet, the hawk’s support
Would lean conservative, of course
It’s right somehow a bird of prey
Would lean and vote strongly this way
Soaring high above the crowds
It screams its shrill message out loud
Espousing high, lofty morals that
Are set aside while it dines on rat
Then after final message push
It roosts at night within George Bush
So lets get out the vote in herds
Flock to the polls, you dirty birds
The choice is clear, for all you know
For scavengers, there’s still Ross Perot.
© 2000 Bart Breen
enjoyed your poem
would you trade places with a cow..
be fed without working
and then be slaughtered?
branded? needled with female hormones
which cause prostate cancer?
http://www.ivu.org/recipes
http://www.mad-cow.org