Another year older,
Doesn't make you any wiser,
It just brings you closer,
To the day you die so,
Before you begin,
To yappity-yap,
Just take a time-out,
Take a step back.
You haven't achieved very much so far,
Is it very lonely where you are?
More notches on a bedpost,
Another after another broken heart,
Calling them whores,
Won't stop you from being a tart.
A barely-there qualification,
And a new best "friend",
Won't make you the person,
That you'll be in the end.
Next year why don't you try,
To be true to you?
Afterall, you're the only one,
Who'll care when your life's through...