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She was young and cold and she had a pretty head,

I knew The End was coming so I thought of her in bed,

Could imagine the things a girl so experienced could do,

I mean she'd been with someone for four years so she had to be true,

She would never be able to resist a guy like me,

I've got a car so I could take her to places she'd never see,

Yeah! Like the Trafford Centre and umm... Manor Park,

Yeah. Then I'll take her to that place down the canal in the dark,

Won't be long before she's all mine,

Get some pracice in before the next time,

I see her or someone else new that I like,

She can be My Experiment. She can be my bike.

Her boyfriend? Oh it doesn't matter about that,

I'll tell her I love her - that'll see to that prat,

She'll definately believe me because I'm just so hot,

And she'll learn to love me, too - like it or not!

I've had a few partners - way more than ten,

But they've only let me screw them once and then,

They're gone. Vamoosh. I don't know why.

Prolly can't stand the heat - I'm a really hot guy.

I've never gone down on a girl before,

And this girl's so dirty - she can be my whore,

I'll pretend I'm really experienced and ask her if she likes it,

And she's moaning so loudly - I must be the shit!

Hmm. What do I do now? I know I put it in here,

But she's looking at the ceiling - I must be boring. Oh dear!

No. It can't be that. It's her. Fridgid bitch.

Hang on - what was that? Did she just flinch?

It's alright though because she'll be home soon,

And after My Experiment's shown me how to do this she'll be over the moon,

As I'll look like a right man. A man of the world,

And she'll have no idea how I learnt to make her toes this curled.

I've never done it in this cool position before,

I don't have to be careful about the noise cause there's a lock on my door,

That's right - I'm learning all My Experiment's tricks,

I bet my dicks bigger than all the other dicks,

She's had. Because she moans and she screams and she loves it,

Five times a day and My Experiment still wants it.

She never gets bored, I knew she was a wise choice,

To teach me how to sex and now I can rejoice,

Because I've cum on a girl and I've licked her out,

And I've done it doggy style - for the first time, no doubt!

I'm so amazing. All I need is a mirror,

So I can watch myself sex - Oh shit, I forgot to put myself in her,

I'm screwing the sheets - and she's moaning her head off,

Does this mean she's faking? Nah. Fuck that crazy idea off.

She loves me. She wants me. God she loves my pshyiche.

My Little Experiment - Susie the Geek.

But wait - what's this? Yesterday she didn't hold my handie,

She's probably thinking of going back to her Andy,

I know. I'll write her a poem you see,

Then she'll never want her ex. She'll always want me,

Then I'll go down on her again and again,

And I'll be a master and I'm telling you when,

The next girl or the ex girl come around they'll be amazed,

At how I can keep My Experiment screaming for days...