How can you like her more than me?
Her breath stinks of fags and she reeks of pee,
But I guess putting her down doesn't make you see,
What I think you should be seeing in me.
She's nothing special,
Like I once was,
Maybe that's why your love has fucked off,
Too much Susie and not enough,
Of girls like her,
But don't try to tell me,
They're as good as I were.
We're made for each other and don't you forget,
I'm the one you will never regret.