You'll know this is about you,
And I just don't give a fuck,
I hate your fucking ugly smile,
It makes me want to rot,
Away rather than have you talk to me,
With your reeking fucking breath,
Hanging over me whilst you grin,
Like waiting for fucking Death.
You think you've got hips like J.Lo,
And a face like Beyonce,
But darling you're more shaped like fucking Roseanne,
And built like fucking Pavarotti.
You walk into a room,
And nobody can stand the sight,
Of that fucking wavering lip,
And the way your ass eclipses the light.
You're as common as the muck that raised you,
And you're as jealous as the colour green,
You try to be something perfect,
Like me.
But things are never what they seem.
You try to make my life hell,
And it really doesn't work,
So...
Instead of trying to be trendy,
Or something that you're not,
Why don't you take off your fucking chavvy tracksuit,
Stand in front of the mirror,
And then you'll want to fucking rot.
Save us all the torture,
End your life now,
Rather you than me,
You daft, ugly fucking cow.