I've got this mate,
Her name is Kate,
She's proper bo I tell thee.
She's like,
Well cool,
She's a crazy fool,
She sings and listens to me.
My mate Kate,
She's got dead cool eye shadow,
And she makes me smile when I am down!
I've not known my mate Kate for long,
But she'd never make me frown.
I rate this bird in my top ten,
And I'll buy you a Starbucks in town!