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THINK AND WONDER
Sometimes I think
And wonder why
Birds must shit
When they fly
Why autumn leaves
Those colors make
But then fall off
So we must rake
Why is water
Always level
And why did God
Create the devil
Why do dogs
Lick their balls
Then lick their master
When he calls
Why do boys
Wear pants so low
That their butt cheeks
Have to show
Why do we
Need to grow up
Why use a glass
And not a cup
Why girls when happy
Sometimes cry
And fish live wet
But never dry
Why do hockey players
Always spit
And why’s a pimple
Called a zit
Why contented cats
Always purr
And then throw up
That ball of fur
Why feed the grass
To make it grow
And when it does
We have to mow
Why does shit
Stick in your hair
And why do willnots
Form down there
Why dogs we own
Our life will guard
But then they shit
In our yard
Sometimes I just
Sit and think
Why do farts
Have to stink
How do cows
Make milk from grass
And why do hemorrhoids
Pop out your ass
Why do humans
Together throng
But then they can’t
Get along
Why do chickens
Never piss
And why do Boems
Rhyme like this
Why tell us all
We are brothers
When we are born
With different colors
Why bird shit falling
From the sky
Never hits
The other guy
Why flowers bloom
If we take care
But weeds just grow
Everywhere
Why leaves fall off
But not the bark
Did insects come
From Noah’s arc
Do all predictions
Come to pass
Do chicken eggs
Come out their ass
Why do snots
Grow in your nose
And why do I
These questions pose
BOEMS BY JA 87
