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What I want

For Christmas is

Just the barest

Of necessities

All my teeth

Not just two

So when I eat

I can chew

A skip and jump

Back in my step

So each morning

I have some pep

A pair of glasses

Which self defrost

A set of keys

Which don’t get lost

All my hair

Put back in place

So I don’t have

That barren space

A pair of shoes

With self tie laces

So I don’t have to

Reach those places

A set of arteries

That don’t plug

A nice cold beer

Which I can chug

To have someone

My brain equip

With that new fangled

Memory chip

So it can tell me

My intent

When I stood up

And why I went

A bunch of prunes

Which are pre dated

To work just when

I’m constipated

A gizmo that will

So to speak

Turn off my wee wee’s

Little leak

So I don’t have

I’ll just be blunt

Those little dribbles

In the front

A cork that fits

My bum hole, please

So hemorrhoids don’t pop out

Whenever I sneeze

A longer arm

That would pass

Behind my back

To wipe my ass

On this I’ll end

My little list

I don’t want Santa

To get pissed

BOEMS BY JA 103