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How the humans do not want their day to be!
When your feeling really flat,
make sure to slurp a lot of swig,
stand around and wait to see yourself fatten,
but drank to much and now begin to spew.
Soon right after you just spewed,
your gagging on your shoe,
your starved to and through you tasted it sweet,
your brain just can't handle the laughter of defeat.
You pull your nerves in sync,
to realize that you had enough bread,
you head to the nearest fast food joint,
to realize they sell a lot of grub.
All this time wasted,
could have been in the kitchen sizzlin,
now at last the dinner has been rigged.
Finished just in time,
the Football game is on,
but 5 minutes through the prey,
the TV explodes into oodles.
