I would like to write a ditty
About a girl with great big titties
And because of Nature's Law
(Because she never wore a bra)
Her chest was down to here
(Her bellybutton near)
Her nipples were like headlights
(As her shirts were much too tight)
And everytime she ran
She had many a male fan
Because as she pounced
Those big titties of hers would bounce
Until one day it's said
Her titties smacked her in the head
And much to the boys' dismay
On that tragic autumn day
Her titties bounced no more
As she fell dead upon the floor
LALA!